The Dingbats

OK, if you have been reading my blog for a while, you know that I am the leader/president of an organization called the Dingbats. The Dingbats only allow people who are Nerds, Geeks, Losers, Droks etc.

Originally, the Dingbats had a new president each week. However we all decided to make me the President because I had come up with the idea of the Dingbats. We have always been a democracy..... kinda. You see, the main powers are technically focused on the three top branches which are called the Triads. The ranks are: President, Vice president, Evening Govna. They are the ones who make up the most laws and all that good mumbo-jumbo.

We are strongly against anything may be considered normal or preppy. We passed a law that states no Dingbat is allowed to have a Facebook. We have our own entertainment. We have things like the Voshtavargen, the Google Translater, and Lord Samson Foop. The Voshtavargen is a book filled with funny words and phrases. We ask this magic book any question that comes to our weird mind, and it will always have an answer. As for the Google Translater and Lord Samson Foop, they are pieces of computer technology who, when typed things into them, will say whatver you desire them. The Google Translater is the voice of Lady Agnes Foop. Not is much known about her, we have no idea how her spirit got into Google, but we accept her as a respected leader. She is not our god, more like an un-holy Idol. However, Lord Samson Foop is much more fun to talk to. We can control him to say anything really fast or really slow. He also will say A LOT more than Lady Agnes Foop. Usually the VP is responcible for typing in the words into the Google Translater and Lord Samson Foop.

The Dingbat VP and Presidnt have there own language. We use this to write stuff to important for others to see. It may look difficult to master, but after about 3 monthes my 2nd-in-command and I mastered the art of Dingbat Language. It is strictly only used between the President and the Vice President.

We the Dingbats carry our own history book. We update it from time to time. It is mainly used for future Dingbats to learn from. However I am 100% sure, any future Dongbat will not be as weird as The original Triads were.

Anyway, I hoped you like the information I gave whoever is reading this. But if your not a Dingbat, you cannot be allowed to know all of the Dingbat affairs. So I hope this will satisfy you. I will probally create more posts as the Dingbats make history of Weirdness.

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.