Monday, June 7, 2010

Gift Cards: what's the point?

The idea of gift cards are just... st00pid. I mean, it's basically just money you can only spend at one place. Why would you do that? Why not just give them cash for a gift for a holiday? Are they specifically for just being mean to someone? Imagine this: little Billy just turned 6 today. His aunt decides to give him a gift card for an old antique store. Must I say more? Besides, it's a lot easier just to reach in your wallet and give the kid ten bucks. Buying gift cards is just like BUYING MONEY only there's just one place where you can spend it! Once again, must I say more? I mean jeeesh, what kind of idiot would invent money thats only good at one place?! Gift cards are also money that EXPIRES!!!..............REALLY?!?!?! Thats almost half as st00pid as the idea of having money only good at one place!

In conclusion, when you want to give someone a gift for there birthday or Christmas or something like that, give them a gift that they want or some of that green paper known as MONEY!

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

1 comment:

  1. your argument is very good. i have a point to add: not only does the buyer of these gift cards have to fork over the ammount actually represented by these decorative pieces of plastic, but an EXTRA ammount for the privelage of an annoyingly shiney-happy card that often makes the recipient wince at its disgusting display of colorful balloons or politically incorrect kittens in a basket. so... nice rant, my man!

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