Movie Quotes Answers

A few days ago, I made a list of some of my favorite movie quotes and asked you to give me the name of the moviw or who said it. My dear friend Franki won. Congrats Franki, you are officially a weiner. Here are the answers

1...... Gone with the wind
2..... Cabinet of Dr. Calagari
3..... Dracula
4..... Frankenstein
5..... The Wolfman
6..... Star Wars (A new hope)
7..... The Wizard of Oz
8..... Full Metal Jacket
9..... Silence of the Lambs
10...A Clockwork Orange

Hope you enjoyed this and if you didnt, THIS IS MY BLOG! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Bye!

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

My favorite movie quotes

Hello readers! Today we're going to be something I just thought of not 10 minuites ago! I'm going to share with you some of my favorite movie quotes. What I'm not going to do is give you the name of the movie. I will only give you the year the film came out. I have 2 common readers, and whoever can get the most quotes will be the weiner! I mean winner. *cough* Here we go!

"Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn!" 1939 ....................1

"FAKIR!" 1920 ....................2

"Listen to them, children of the night, what music they make!" 1931 ...................3

"You have created a monster! And it will destroy you!" 1931 ...................4

"Dont try to make me believe that I killed a man when I know that I killed a wolf!" 1941 .......5

"You my friend, is all that is left of there religion." 1977 ............6

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" 1939 ..................7

"John Wayne, is that you?" 1987 ................ 8

"PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!" 1991 ..................... 9

"Viddy well, little brother, viddy well." 1971 ................10


There! That oughta do it! Once again, give me the number of the quote and the name of the movie in the comment seccion! Good luck!

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Rush Tribute

Yes I know, I know It's been like a billion years since I have last blogged. The play is over, so now I can get back to my normal (meaning weird) mood. You know, one of the most underrated bands that ever existed is none other than RUSH. Today I'm going to be honoring the band for my 50th blogpost aniversary!

They were one of the greats, Rush. Never have I heard so much talent in 3 dudes. There are all kinds of articles and tributes to big Bands like Led Zeppelin and The Beatles, but very few to Rush. Maybe is was because they wern't the stereotypical "Rock Stars". None of there songs would have anything like getting wasted and getting high and hoping to get "lucky". They would write songs that would tell stories or have a much more important theme. From Biography's i've watched, after a long show they would sit down, watch TV, and relax in there Hotel room. While bands like "KISS" would be next door raising hell. They said the worst thing they did in there youth was that they swapped names on a test in School..... very hardcore. The members of Rush were also complete minorities (and in a way, still are), They were huge Nerds and on top of that, they were Jewish Nerds! There's a lot of doors of insults and bullying they had growing up. They are all College graduates and very intellegent.

But unlike Zeppelin and The Beatles, Rush dosn't really have a genre of music. Unless you've taken the time to listen to there music, there's no way to explain it. Now I would like you to learn a bit more about all 3 members of Rush.

Geddy Lee

Geddy Lee. He's the Bassist/singer/keyboardist. Lot of talent for one guy, huh? Many people have said that they don't like Geddy because he has an EXTREMELY high voice! It may be high, but I like it. It's unique. However, I've never heard once that Geddy was a bad bassist and there's a good reason for it. If you look at "Favorite Music" on my blog profile you'll see a long list of bands on there. Out of all the Bassist in those bands (yes even my favorite Bass player, Geezer butler) Geddy is by far the best Bassist. If you dont believe me, listen to YYZ immediatly! And the fact that he can also play Keyboards, Synthesizers, foot pedals, and vocals and the same time is magnificent. WARNING!!! BASS JARGON AHEAD!!! In the early days of Rush, Geddy would often use Rickenbackers, specifaclly the 4001 models, but recently he has been using Fender Precision Bass's. Why? Idunno......

Alex Lifeson

Now we've come to the guitarist, Alex Lifeson. Not only is he the most under-rated member of Rush, he is also the one of the most underrated guitarist around today. He seems to me that he's the "Joker" of the group. When you watch Rush interviews, Alex is always the one who's telling jokes and making people laugh. Listen to La viva Strangiato to hear the full awesomness of Alex. It's a 9 in a half instumental.

Neil Peart

Finally, Neil Peart. Neil is considered the greatest drummer in the world (if you don't think so you're officaly a dumbass) Like Alex Lifeson said he's kinda like "Keith Moon and John Bonham mixed together". I think that sums it all up right there. Not only is Neil the greatest drummer in the world, he's also the lyricist for Rush. And a good one too. Neil isn't exactly pleased with his fans. He's not into signing autographs and taking pictures with them, and you barely ever see him in any interviews. He said he dosn't understand how people want to talk to him and all that stuff. Neil said when he was a kid he was the worlds biggest "Who (yes the band) fan, but he never dreamed of finding them in their hotels and tell them what a fan he was. By the way, if you want to experience Neil's lyrics in full awesomness, listen to "2112" It tells a great story and it's about half an hour long.... dead serious.


You know, within almost every band there always seems to have a member who is more important than the others. But Rush dosn't have that. I have never seen a more perfect balance of playing and writing songs than Rush. Neil writes the lyrics and Alex and Geddy write the riffs and melodys. Just briliant. I hope you have learned something and got entertained at the same time. If you like Pink Floyd for there complexity and long songs but also like Black Sabbath for there power and energy, then Rush is perfect for you. And for the 50th time,

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Important news!

It's been a while but I finally made a new post on "We are the Dingbats" It is very important, so check it out!

The link is broken, so your going to have to copy and paste it to the address bar if you dont already know it.

Wearethedingbats.blogspot.com

Sabbath Song 4

It's the scariest and final Sabbath song today! I only have 6 miniutes before it's not Halloween, so i'll have to hurry and give you quick info. This song is called "Black Sabbath".... by Black Sabbath... off there debut 1970 album....Black Sabbath.... yes well... lets begin.

What is this that stands before me?Figure in black which points at meTurn around quick and start to runFind out I'm the chosen one, oh nooo!

Big black shape with eyes of fireTelling people their desireSatan's sitting there, he's smilingWatches those flames get higher and higherOh no, no, please God help me!

Is it the end, my friend?Satan's coming 'round the bendPeople running 'cause they're scaredThe people better go and beware!No, no, please, no!

By the way, the ending of this song is the best part. The guitar solo is probaly the best Tony Iommi ever did. Not is it only the scarriest Sabbath song, in my opinion, it's the best.

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Sabbath Song 3

For the third Sabbath song, I'm going to give you the lyrics to a situatiion that can and most likely will happen. It's War Pigs from Paranoid. Fun fact: Paranoid's original album name was going to be called War Pigs, but they chose Paranoid. Why? Because Paranoid was recorded hours before they were going to make the album a final.

Generals gathered in their massesJust like witches at black massesEvil minds that plot destructionSorcerers of death's constructionIn the fields the bodies burningAs the war machine keeps turningDeath and hatred to mankindPoisoning their brainwashed minds, oh Lord, yeah!

Politicians hide themselves awayThey only started the warWhy should they go out to fight?They leave that role to the poor, yeah!Time will tell on their power mindsMaking war just for funTreating people just like pawns in chessWait 'till their judgement day comes, yeah!

Now in darkness, world stops turningAshes where their bodies burningNo more war pigs of the powerHand of god has struck the hourDay of judgement, god is callingOn their knees, the war pigs crawlingBegging mercy for their sinsSatan, laughing, spreads his wings, oh Lord, yeah!

Hope you enjoyed the lyrics. This song is all about what these War Pigs deserve... As scary as it is, I believe it will happen

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Sabbath Song 2

We have our second Black Sabbath song today, This time it is Children of the Grave off of there 1971 album "Master of Reality". Here we go.

Revolution in there mind

The children start to march

Against the world in which they have to live in

Oh! The hate that's in their hearts

They're tired of being pushed around and told just what to do

They'll fight the world untill they've won and love comes flowing through, Yeah!

Children of tommorow live in the tears that fall today Will the sunrise of tomorrow bring in peace in any way? Must the world live in the shadow of atomic fear? Can they win the fight for peace or will they disappear? Yeah!

So you children of the world, listen to what I say If you want a better place to live in, spread the words today Show the world that love is still the life you must embrace Or you children of today are Children of the Grave, Yeah!

There you have it. The scarriest part of this song is the end. If you listen to it for the first time, there are some sound-effects that will catch you offguard....

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Sabbath Song

It's October, my favorite month. I have been very busy with sophmore year and play practice so blogging has decreased (It's a wonder how Franki did it SENIOR year!)

My friend Franki of The Random Turtle, is posting lyrics to Werewolves songs. Well I'm going to be doing things only a little bit different. I need a musical artist who can write lyrics that will make you dookie yourselves! Who else should be chosen to to such a task other than the Pioneers of Metal themselves, Black Sabbath! When it comes to lyrics, pretty much all of them are written bymy favorite Bassist, Geezer Butler. He's my favorite Bassist, and 2nd favorite lyricist! (First is Roger Waters from Pink Floyd)

I'm going to try to put the song's scary factor from least to greatest. That is EXTREMELY difficult. If you disagree, dont be afraid to tell me. But I have the number 1 slot filled, and I dont think many will disagree with me on the scariest. We're going to kick things off with Iron Man from the 1970 classic, Paranoid. The lyrics differ depending on where you listen to it at.

I am Iron Man!

Has he lost his mind?

Can he see or is he blind?

Can he walk at all?

Or if he moves, will we he fall?

Is he alive or dead?

Has he thoughts in his head?

We'll just pass him here

Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel

In the great magnetic field

When he travelled time

For the future of mankind

Nobody wants him

He just stares at the world

Planning his vengeance

That he will so un-fold

Now the time is here

For Iron Man to spread fear

Vengeance from the grave

Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him

They just turn there heads

Nobody helps him

Now he has his revenge

SOLO

Heavy boots of lead

Fills his victims full of dread

Running as fast as they can

Iron Man lives again!

SOLO

You may or may not have understood the story depending on your intellegence. Thats the cool thing about Sabbath, they tell stories through music. You dont see THAT in modern music now do you?! Anyway, for next time I'm considering War Pigs vs Children of the Grave. Which do you think is scarier? Listen to both and let me know.

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

A tribute to Bela Lugosi

First of all, I apolagize for not posting in a while. I've been a little out of it. But this is no time for wining! It's time to pay tribute to my favorite actor of the 30's, Mr. Bela Lugosi.

Without Lugosi, there would be no vampires today (which isn't exactly a bad thing with "Twilight" and all that rubbish.) But even though that "Edward" jackhole turned Vampires into a laughable subject, there had been many other great Vampires. Vampires would have never been popular if Lugosi could'nt play Dracula. He did such a good job playing Dracula, that it instantly became popular. Sure we still had "Nosferatu" but that would not be popular among classic horror film fans if Lugosi didnt play Dracula afterwords. With his charming accent and hypnotic stare, Lugosi is the best Dracula by far!

Like The Random Turtle said, Lugosi gave vampires that charisma that they have today. Vampires are suppost to be romantic. Twilight got that part right, but there also suppost to be SCARY!!! They got that part WRONG! Most of the stuff I think has already been said by Franki, at http://www.therandomturtle.blogspot.com/. So check it out.

The man We'd go gay for..... at least the guys anyway...

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make"

"I am....Dracula"

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Get smart.

First of all, I would like to apolagize for the big gap between my post's. Sophmore year is WAAAAAY more busy than Freshman. So I hav'nt had a long time to blog recently. Anyway I got a gig! Not just any gig, an acting gig! But not just any acting gig, a GOOD acting gig. The day has finaly arrived, WE HAVE A NEW DIRECTOR!!! This Director actully cares about the actors. Our previous Director just cared about how many people would come to the show. As a result, she only gave the popular kids good roles. Which means, us not so popular people would get 1 to 10 lines at most. One year, my friend Franki, only had 8 words to say! And another she had zeeeerrro! Weeeelll actually, she did get one line. "NO". Yup that was it. Just "NO". For the people who know these people, here is the main cast list.

Smart"86"---- Loej
Chief---- Mada
99---- Eitak
Mr. Big---- Lord Semaj

As you can see, I play Mr. Big. He's the main bad guy of the story, and the most intresting in my opinion. Sometimes he goes all evil and serious to not so serious and goofy. I picture him as a by-polar smartass. When playing him in our practice's, all the cast members fell to the ground laughing, so I must be doing my job right. I am so happy that I got a good part this year, as well as a good Director!

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Quick something!

Are you ready for it?!?!? Are you? Cause here it is! The official Dingbat Blog/Website. So check it out and follow it for the love of Lord Samson Foop!

www.wearethedingbats.blogspot.com

WE ARE THE DINGBATS!

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Randomness.....1

Where I come from....... sorry.....dosn't cut... it......meow

SOON I WILL RULE DA WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

When and where is this magical forest? These questions and more can be answered in my new book "loopa foopa I like poopa!"
?!?!?!?ellllll0?!?!?!?

I... am ... sleeping zzzzzzz

mmmmmm flashlights

Great retracts to the lumping world of threwsa..... oh thats right.... I went there.

Dont cry. Dont raise an eye. It's only teenage wasteland.

I feel unhappy. I feel so sad. I lost the best friend.... that I ever had....

Hello clarice.....

WOULD YOU REALLY KILL YOUR BROTHER?!?! YES?......... crap

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo d00ty.

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA REESES PEICES!.......hehe

How does a dinosoar get out of a pool?.................................wet...............hehehehe

As long as i'm here, you will always have a fresh supply of donuts.....

*snort*

DONT TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!!!!YAHOOCOM

A modern day warrior mean mean stride, today's Tom Sawyer mean mean pride.

*mean look* we dont serve your kind here!

Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn.

Nobody knows what it's like..... to be the batman.

You have just been randomnized. HUU HEEE HAAAW!

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Musical Artist that need more Bass

It's time to pay tribute to my favorite (and most underrated) insrtument, the Bass Guitar! I love the Bass. To me, basslines are the best things about a song. But it seems not all bands out there agree with me, and see the Bass as a useless tool. So I'm here to rip em a new one for thinking of such revolting thoughts. Now first of all, most of the people i'm about to complain about I am big fans of.

The first band and perhaps the worst when comes to the Bass is, Metallica. I dont think I have ever heard any bass from this band. Which is odd because there first Bassist, Cliff Burton RIP, is considered one of the greatest Bass players that has ever lived. Even though you cant here it in the songs, he really is a fantastic Bass player. I've heard some of the solo's he has done, and they are truely amazing.

The second band I have is KISS. When it comes to the Bass, it sucks big time. I dont get it, Gene simmons can spit out blood, breath fire, fly, and sing, on his shows, but he cant play the Bass?! Pathetic. I tried to look up any Bass solo's he's done, and the only thing I could find was him running around playing the same st00pid riff over and over again. So what's the deal Gene? Is your amp not plugged in?!

The number three spot band is one of my favorite bands, Judas Priest. They have some of the best solo's and guitar riffs, but the Bass is just as loud as your cell phone ringing during a shotgun blast! I cant here it at all! Maybe having 2 guitar's is a bit overkill boys?

And at number four, we have Guns 'n' Roses. Ok, so maybe "Sweet child of mine" has some pretty good Bass. But besides that, it's just not that interesting. Don't get me wrong, I love Guns n Roses, but all I can hear is Slash shredding and Axl singing in that awesome voice. Or maybe it's just because Slash plays so awesome like, thats all I can hear. Either way, few Bass notes are heard, and thats enough to bitch about.

Now fith and last (on here anyway) is the prince of darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne. Back when Ozzy was with Black Sabbath, there was all kind's of Bass by my favorite Bassist Geezer Butler. But with his solo career, there's very few Bass notes that could be heard. The only song I could really hear any Bass was his 1979 hit, "I dont know" and even the bass there sucked. All that could be heard was just one note playing over and over. But the guitar by Randy Rhoads was absolutly amazing. Hopefully his next and last album will have more Bass.

Practically every single musical artist in the 80's had extremely poor Bass skills. And I have a theory why. Almost every Bass player in the 80's used something that you dont need on a Bass, a pick. I think the true way to play Bass is by finger. Dont try to be a guitarist! Bass players have to stand out! STOP USING PICKS! When you use a pick, you wont be heard, bottom line!

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Kids these day's 3

Once again my readers it's time to share with you my anger torwards my peers, in this third segement in "Kids these days". Today I will be talking about something they do that has always brought my piss to a boil. That my friends is the word "Weird".

Now I'll get right off the bat and say, I consider myself "weird". But if you stop and think about it, what is weird anyway? Not normal? Well.... what's normal? Ever since kindergarden, I've always been weird and most of the kids would ignore me, except for the people who I call friends who dont judge me because i'm different. Why do kids show such bitterness torwards the "weird kids"? Just because i'm slightly different from everybody else, you're going to give me a hard time? You're going to make fun of me?! Why?! Who would be so ignorant to judge someone before they get to know them? Oh yeah, kids would!

When I really think about it, I'm different when it comes to practically everything. A lot of kids like ketchup on things, I like Western Dressing on almost everything. Fashion? Black jeans, socks, and shirts. As for my hair, It's longer than other 15 year-old boys. Thats an understatment, It's WAY longer than other 15-year-old boys. When girls come up to me and say "you need a hair cut" I just reply "Well your hair's longer than mine!" Guess what they say, seriously I want you to just take a guess. Go ahead, I'll give you a few seconds.......... Yup you guessed it! "Well I'm a Girl!" I am so sick of hearing that! Where in the Bible does it say guys cant have long hair?! Nowhere! In fact, even though nobody alive has seen him, in every picture of Jesus he has LONG HAIR! Well since we're on the subject of girls, even my taste in chicks is different. While most dudes out there like blondes, I seem to be more attracted to Brunettes. I dunno, I've always been that way and I have no idea why. I also perfer girls with brains and integrety, rather than some bone-headed bimbo who'll jump in the sack in half an hour. As for music, many kids like music that just came out last week........ I like music that came out 30 to 60 years ago. Thats probally why the only people who have the same music taste as me in school are the teachers. Why just as I sit hear typing this, I am listening to The Who. Anyway I'm getting off topic here.

Anyway, next time one of you stuck up's tell the different one's there weird, just stop and think, "What is weird anyway?"

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Kids these days Part 2

Welcome readers of Nerdum! This is the 2nd installment to "Kids these days". Today I will be talking about kids and.....DRIVING! Dear lord are the kids bad drivers! It's not because of inexperience it's because they dont use that thing in there skull called a brain! I see kids making turns sharper than a scapel AND with no turn signals! Another thing, when there leaving the school parking lot, they drive too fast regardless if there's people in there way or not. No Right of way to the people at all! If your in there way, your gonna get killed out there! You think they care? They dont! Kids are the cruelest people on the face of the earth! They also brake waaay to late at stop signs. Instead of laying off the brake pedal, they accelerate torwards the STOP sign. Of course there veichle always stops, but is it really neccesarry to scare the crap out of me when you do it?! Also lets not forget how "cool" they think it is to go to fast and make there big trucks make that dreaded sound with tons of kids kids next to the roads. OOOOOOH!!!! You have a big loud truck! You're reeeaaally a badass!

St00pid kids.

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Kids these days

Welcome to the first post in a maybe series.....MAYBE! Anyway, I absolutly cant stand kids these days! A good 80% of them are rude, ignorant, punks! So today, I'm going to discuss the first thing that I noticed about my peers these days, Respect for the Teachers.

First of all, I dont like all the teachers at my school, but I DO show respect towards all of them. Even my ex Director, Mrs. Retneprac who hate's my kind. She refused to give me a desent part in the school play for all the wrong reasons. Not because I was a freshmen then, but because I was a Nerd. And noone's going to spend there money to see an un-popular Nerd on stage. That, and she hates my best friend Franki 10 times more because she's clumsy, and when thinks something is funny, can be very loud. But that's whats so cool about her! She also hates my other friend Elik a lot too. He's dislexic, so it takes him a bit longer to speak his lines, but he's a genuis anyway. Good at math and science. None of that stops me from showing respect to her, even if I hate her guts!

Now to my primary story, our english 2 teacher can be a REAL pain in the neck too! She hardly ever has anything good to say about how you read a paper or acted on stage. Not that there's anything wrong with constructive criticsm, but she could at least tell us something GOOD we did! As annoying as she is, she's not nearly half as bad as Mrs. Retneprac. But she's still very annoying. Thats still not enough to keep me from showing respect though. I accept the critiscm she gives me and answer her questions without being a smartass. I also asked her about how her summer was and little stuff like that. But the OTHER kids!?!? Oh boy! They constantly give her all kinds of crap! Whenever she gives her lecture, theres always some little hole of an arse who thinks there being funny by saying "Oh really?" and "wow" after every'freakin'thing she says! I mean jeez! She's trying to teach you something, st00pid! Listen! Not all adults are idiots like you think they are! Damn kids!

Kids these days! Ugh! There's more where that came from, so stay tuned another time for my next segement of "Kids these days!"

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

First day of the insane asylum

As you all know, my blog gets millions of views a day. But I feel that I must inform my most important reader, Franki. In this post we will be discussing the first day of the dreaded realm known as "High School". I first went to see my favorite teacher, Mr Nella. Who surprisingly had a shaved head. We talked and visited for a while, then I went to my homeroom. My homeroom teacher was the spanish teacher, by the name of Regrab. But before that we all went to the Gym (I like to call it Gime) for our yearly lame ASSembly about being on our best behavior and introducing all of us to the new teachers. I met up with our dear friend Elik (and yes, I told him your message) As we discussed where we could find our current Vice President, Neb.

I eventully met up with Neb at my first intresting class, creative writing. It was there that I gave him the information packet and gave him a rubberband fit for a Dingbat King. He accepted at lunch and Elik and I informed him about all the Dingbat customs. He still has much to learn, but he's more than qualified for the position. So after that, the day went to mode suckage. Just hearing the same thing over and over and OVER! it was BORING BORING BORING!!! But I did find out that my new World History teacher, Mr. Nerob, was also doing Drama now. Which means I actully have a chance to get a good part! YAY!!!! Buy yeah, other then that, it was absolutly boring! Well, besides the fact that I got to eat chicken patty's again.....mmmmmmm.

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

A new R.O.N discovery

Yes the Realm of Nerdum Research Team has discovered someone who must be presented. His name is Buckethead. He is a guitarist who plays a variety of music. He wears a white mask and a KFC bucket on his head (hence the word Buckethead) with the word "Funeral" on it. Rumor has it, that he was raised by chickens, and he's warning society about the chicken holocaust happening in local fast food joints. Well, I dont know if thats true, but what I DO know is that Buckethead is freakinig awesome! He can play 5 other instuments besides the guitar, including bass, drums, and banjo. None of his songs have any words, and that's what I like about him the most. God bless you Buckethead! You strange strange man! So check out some of his music sometime! 2 of my favorites by him are "Jordan" and "Soothsayer"

By the way, I know this post is short, but this was more of an anouncment than a ususal post.

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

The Last Airbender..... SUCKS!

*********************************WARINING**************************************** I AM VERY MAD ABOUT THIS MOVIE.... FOUL LANGUAGE IS AHEAD

Boy oh boy, I have seen a lot of shitty movies in my life, but The Last Airbender is beyond a shitty movie. You know when you get some friends together and purposly watch a shitty movie, just so you can rip on it? Well this movie is so shitty, that it's not even worthy of that! I have NEVER seen a movie this bad in my life! Not only because it's nothing like the TV show, but because it's a terrible movie all by itself.

The Dialogue is so bad that I literally laughed at it. My 7 year old sister could write better material than this! The acting is the worst I have ever heard! There was not ONE intresting character in this movie. NOT ONE! If you never watched the cartoon series your going to be lost out of your damn mind! The pacing is way to fast!

Now lets talk about the characters....... oh boy. First of all, the Avatar's name is AANG!!!! NOT "UNG" JEEEEEZ! And you dont pronounce "Avatar" like "Ahvatah"! Also, the kid who played "ung" was the worst actor in the whole fucking movie! Another misprononced name is Uncle Iroh. Here, they call him "ehro". Not to mention that uncle Iroh is a fat, funny, kind, laid back character. But in this movie he's skinny with absolutly no personality. And you know what? He was the most intresting character throughout the entire movie! All the other characters are 10 times more boring and dull! Another thing, Zuko looked nothing like he's suppost to! His scar......... really isnt a scar at all! How can you mess up a fucking scar!? And NONE of the characters have long hair! Thats Horse shit! Every single character besides Aang has long hair! Could they just not afford wigs?!?!?! They made Fire Lord Ozai as scary as a dancing turtle! His throne room was waaaaaaaay off too! In the cartoon, his throne room was a big dark room where the Fire Lord sits with tall flames in front of him, and when someone enters the room, they bow down before him..... WELL NOT HERE! Here they make his throne room more boring than watching paint dry! And Appa is totally messed up! And I didnt even hear the name "Momo" and hardly even seen him! As far as the firebending goes, its fucked up beyond repair! They cant just shoot fire out of there hands like in the cartoon, they have to have fire AROUND THEM! Like there water bending! There's a difference! Didnt M. Night Shyamalan watch the show?!?! Now let me show you how the characters SHOULD have looked like! I couldnt find any pictures of the actors playing them to give you a side by side comparison, so you'll just have to trust me.

THIS is Zuko. He has Long hair and a BIG scar. Unlike the other Zuko in the movie.

THIS is Zuko's uncle, Iroh. Notice he's fat and happy.

THIS is Fire Lord Ozai. He is very intimidating and has long hair with a crown.

There are many other characters that look different from the way they should be, but those are the one's that bugged me the most.

Fuck this movie and fuck M. Night Shyamalan for making it!

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Sweet Home Alabama

Ok, lets just get this out of the way, I hardly ever blog about the things in my life. I like to be different with almost everything i do, and blogging is no exception. But im going to finally give in today. I went to Alabama this week to finally met my step brothers.

We left about 4 o'clock pm. My stepmother and dad came home from work, as they proceeded to yell at our dog, Kiki, for chewing up my stepmother's flip flops. After all that, we finally take off. Before the car can even start, my 7 year old sister takes out a Jackson 5 CD and insist that we listen to "ABC" my stepmother just said "absolutly not! I can stand a lot of things, but not the Jackson 5!" So.... then she pulls out a KID ROCK CD!! Yeah, a 7 year old with Kid Rock! That made me laugh for hours. She also had like a dozen horror movies with her that she watched with her mini DVD player. About 30 minutes into our 12 our trip from Illinois to Alabama, I get asked if I would like to listen to something. So as a result, we listened to Led Zeppelin untill about half way through, untill my little sister (who we'll call "Dragon Meat") wines and wines untill we listen to Kid Rock. So, out Zeppelin and in goes Kid Rock. Then we take turns listening to the CD's from now on.

While we stop in some gas station in Arkansas, Dragon Meat gets excited as she finds out we will be going through Tennessee. I still dont know why. But things do not go as planned, as Dragon Meat falls asleep right through Tennessee! It was the best state we drove through, lots of tall buildings and bright lights. We dont see those where we live. So as we go deeper and deeper into the south, I make a miraculous discovery! People in the south must really like The Who and Lynard Skynard. I also heard a lot of Pink Floyd. They played at least 10 Skynard songs and Who songs. Interesting... Also something that bugs me.. WHAT DOES THE SOUTH HAVE AGAINST PEPSI!!!! JEEEEEESH!!!! COKE COKE COKE!!!

So after 12 hours of being squashed in a little car, we finally make it to Alabama. My dad gets us a night in a hotel at 6 in the morining, and wake up at 10. I meet my stepbrothers at some buffet across from our hotel. We parked the car and it was fianally time to break the Ice. I first saw the 15 year old (Who we'll call Nabrok). Nabrok was the same age as me only like 6 feet tall and as buff as the Hulk. He was very mature and polite. Then I met my other stepbrother (Who we'll call Shric) he was very shy and and I think he must though it was really Awkward meeting me. But that all changed when we went Go Kart racing. Somehow we just really got along and the awkwardness was gone. After racing in the slowest Go Kart I ever got in, we went to the beach. It was loads of fun. This was the Gulf of Mexico and it was not a pretty blue. It was green and had oil in it. But that didnt stop me from having fun. The water was a real shocker, when I found out that salt water really does taste like salt water. It was difficult to get use to at first but I got through it. We were all paranoid about the Jellyfish. I only seen one. There is, however, a bunch of bugs in the seaweed that come out and bite you.... ouch. We all buried Shric up to his waste in sand and took a picture. We also collected some rather awesome shells washing up on the beach.
Good souvenirs.

After all that awesomness. We went to eat at some restraunt.... WITH NO PEPSI!!! I still cant get over that! So while our meals were cooking, we went outside. I watched my 2 newest brothers perform tricks on this amazing device called a ...... "Skateboard"... fasinating. Well, they let me try to do something on it...... yeah that didnt go well. After eating and hurting ourselves, we went swimming again! Only this was a swimming pool in the hotel. It wasnt fancy. Only 5 feet deep, but it was fun anyway. After that, it was time for us to go. That was a bummer. We went to bed, woke up, had breakfeast, drove for 12 hours.

In Conclusion, The 12 hour drive was worth finally seeing my new brothers. Not only did I meet 2 new members of our family, I met 2 new friends.

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

The worst band that has ever existed

The worst band that has ever existed? It dosnt take a rocket scientist to see that the 3 abominations created by Disney known as the "Jonas Brothers" are clearly the worst band that has ever existed. Now if you're a JB fan (meaning some annoying girl) you're probaly going to be like "UHH! OMG! GET A LIFE!" Well, this isnt going to be like other rants you have seen missy! I did my homework on these guys. So you just shut up and keep reading!

First of all, there music is so bad, it makes nails scraching a chalkboard sound like freaking Mozart! Did you know that the JB's have 4 other members! One of them plays LEAD guitar! If this guy is playing lead guitar, why do the 3 jerkwads get all the attention!?!?! And the lyrics? Just terrible! Listen to these begining lines from there song S.O.S

Told you I made dinner plans
For you and me and one else
That don't include your crazy friends
Well I'm done
With awkward situations empty conversations

Wow........ Pretty bad huh? Well back to the REAL performers of the JB. One plays lead guitar, another does Bass, another does drums and someone else does keyboards. So it sounds like there pretty important to the band right? Well, I looked up some of there music video's, and I was lucky if I could get a 2 second glimpse at these guys. Instead the camera was focused on the people who....really arn't doing much (other than making ears bleed with there terrible singing voices!), the Jonas Brothers themselves. Besides, all there songs are about relationships with girls! You know, there's A LOT more important things out there than chicks!

Now lets talk about that Nick one and his Diabetes. SO WHAT?!?!? Lots of other people have Diabetes? What in the name of Samson Foop makes him so damn special?!

So how did these 3 get famous? Well the Disny company finaly found out the power of the teenage girl. So, they needed to find some "attractive" boys to come in, and make it look like they could play, and they did just that! Soooooo......... let me get this straight. They are famous because they look "hot"? Wow! All you have to do is look good, and you can be made into a millionare over night! Meanwhile, there are bands out there who actully have to WORK to get famous! I GUARENTEE if they didnt look the way they do now, they wouldnt be anything. Why? Because the only thing those st00pid fans care about, is how they look!

Another thing I hate is the actual name. The Jonas Brothers... COME ON! Is the best name they could come up with?!? Alright, lets hear some of the coolest band names ever. Led Zeppelin! Black Sabbath! Judas Priest! Iron Maiden! Those names are freakin awesome names! And if they cant even get a name, that's just a big sign that they have absolutly NO TALENT! But yet there famous just because girls think there "cute" What a depressing world we live in.

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

I LIKE CAKE!!!

This is going to be a very short post about something that bugs me. I am talking about the phrase "LOL" I absolutly HATE it, when I send something, and all I get is a "lol". That is the most akward feeling in the world! How am i suppost to respond to "lol"?! Well... I guess i dont. I just kinda change the subject or something. I'm ok with some text or writing, and THEN "lol", but just the term "lol" is just...... awkward. And not in a good way, either! So instead of being extremely lazy and texting "lol" why dont we just say hahahah u make me funny!? Sure it dos'nt make since, but thats the beauty of it! U MAKE ME FUNNY!!!!! SAY IT, RIGHT MEOW! Sometimes, whenever someone gives me a "lol", i send them an Evil Laugh from my Evil Laugh collection. Thats right. I have a collection of evil laughs. But anyway, yeah... the evil laughs usually frightens them. Which is good. Because in case you didnt know already, I like to differ from society. So tell me, what do YOU do when someone sends you a "lol"? tell me by pressing that button below the post!


Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

The Shrek movies

Almost everybody today reconizes the characters of the Shrek franchise. I have loved the franchise ever since the first movie came out in 2001. However, some of the movies are better than the others.



The first movie is probaly the most enjoyable animated PG movie i have ever seen. It is loosly based on the book "Shrek" made in 1990. I didnt know this book existed untill a few months after the movie came out. I read it when I was about 6 0r 7, and as much as I can remember, it is not very similar. Anyway, Shrek stars Mike Myers as the ogre with the same name. He is wanted and is known as being horrible and disgusting, but he enjoys his peaceful life on his swamp. While Shrek is making signs to tell people to stay off of the swamp, he runs into a Donkey named "Donkey" yeah, pretty cool huh? Well, Shrek ends up saving his life from people trying to give him away to be locked up forever. Donkey then thinks he is in debt to Shrek, but he dosent want anything to do with Donkey (who by the way, is my favorite character in the movies.) Shrek finds out that all the fairytale characters are being sent to his swamp by the tyrant, Lord Farquaad. Shrek agree's that he will rescue Farquaad's future wife, a princess named fiona, from a tower guarded by a fire breathing dragon, if he gives him his swamp back. Shrek ends up saving the princess from the tower and finds out she's a bit of a snob. At first these 2 hate eachother. That is untill Fiona overhears Shrek talking to Donkey about how everybody judges him without getting to know him. Fiona hears this and feels bad about being such a snob to him. Before you know it, they fall in love. Shrek overhears Donkey talking with Fiona about how fiona has a curse. Every night she turns into an ogre herself. Fiona ask's Donkey
how anybody could possibly love a hideous beast, refering to herself. When Shrek hears this, he thinks that she is talking about him. So as you can imagine, he's pretty upset. Shrek confronts Fiona about this at sunrise, when her curse is temporarily up. One thing leads to another and they end up having a huge fight. Princess Fiona is set to mary Lord Farquaad and Shrek gets his swamp back. Shrek regrets what he has done and trys to get her back before the marriage begins. Shrek gets to the wedding, right before the final words and stops it. The sun comes down and Fiona's true Identity is revealed. Farquaad is disgusted, and orders Shrek to be executed and Fiona to be back in her tower. Just before those things can occur, Donkey's love, Dragon arives to gobble up Farquaad. (Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the Dragon and Donkey fall in love.) So Fiona and Shrek get together and marry. This movie is great. I am not into love movies at all. This is more like a fairytale, but it is defintaly worth watching. The story, acting, and Jokes are great.




The second movie is also good, although I prefer the first one. Im not going to go into great detail like I did with the first one. So in this movie, Shrek must meet Fiona's parents. Long story short, her father hate's his guts. So he puts a hit on him. The Hitman is "Puss in Boots". After he fails to assassinate Shrek, Puss decides to join Shrek and Donkey. However, things are not well, when "Prince charming" plans to get his revenge on Shrek for marrying Fiona before he can. Meanwhile, Shrek drinks a magic potion which turns him into a human who all the ladies want. This also causes Fiona to turn back human. Donkey also takes a sip and turns into a hot-shot white Stallion. But Prince charming uses this to his advantage. Charming claims that he is Shrek. Although Fiona does not like the "new Shrek". So Fiona's father spikes Fiona's tea with a potion givin to him by the Fairy Godmother. The potion causes Fiona to fall in love with the first man she kisses. Back to Shrek, he is trying to break into the castle which she is at. Right before charming and Fiona kiss, Shrek comes in and tells Fiona that he is the REAL Shrek. Fiona can tell he is telling the truth. This angers the Fairy Godmother, and she is about to desrtoy Fiona and Shrek. Just when she is about to strike Shrek down, fiona's father jumps in front of the beam and gets turns into a frog. Which we learn he was a frog all along, but the Fairy Godmother turned him into the king that he is today. So yeah... they all live happily together, as they are turned back ino ogres. This one isnt as good as the first but it's good for a sequel.



Now it's time for Shrek the Third. Lets just get things out of the way, and say, I freaking HATE this movie! Im not even going to tell you what happens. all you need to know is that Shrek becomes nothing what an ogre should be. All he does is whine and cry like a Barbie Doll! The jokes arn't funny and it just seems like they just got all the old characters and just thought up of something they could do. Even the new character, Arthur, is as boring as watching a baked potato all day! It is simply just for the money!



The Fourth Shrek is the same, only I find it a little bit better. Fiona isnt a weak princess in this movie, she's a strong leader. We also see other ogre's in the movie, and find out that Shrek is the smallest Ogre there. Which really agrivates me. It makes it seem like he's a wimp.



Well thats my wrap on the Shrek movies. 1 and 2 are good, but 3 and 4..... not really. Just remember that this is my OPINION!



Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Horror Icons

Today, I am going to share some of the most iconic figures in horror ever. Im going to try to do them in order, but nobody's perfect, so I may screw up in there order that they came out. Anyway, lets get started.

This is Count Orlok from the film "Nosferatu" Many people confuse his name and think his actual name is "Nosferatu" but Nosferatu is just the word for "Vampire" This was suppose to be Dracula, but the director, F W Murnau, couldnt get the right's from Bram Stroker's wife. So Count Orlok it was! This film came out in 1922 and is a silent film.

THIS is Dracula. When I think of Dracula, This is the guy I think of. This Dracula is played by Bela Lugosi. He is the best actor for Dracula without a doubt. Before "Twilight" came along and turned Vampire's into something for annoying teenage girls, they were scary and belonged in horror movies. This film "Dracula" was the first Horror movie that had sound and came out in 1931.

Hey, you know who this is. This is Frankenstein, right? WRONG! This is not Frankenstein!!! Frankenstein look's nothing like this! This is Frankenstein's MONSTER! Frankenstein is the DOCTOR who created him!! Well... now that we got that outta the way, lets talk about The Monster. The monster is played by legendary horror actor, Boris Karloff. The monster is probally the most iconic horror monster in history. Even if nobody knows his name. The monster isn't really a monster at all. He's just a freak in a world that judge's him because he looks scary. In fact, the only friend he ever had was blind. If you wach Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein, you'll clearly see this. This film came out in 1931.

This is the Wolfman. From the movie with the same name. This movie has a great atmosphere, music, and acting. Lon Chaney Jr. plays the Wolfman and Larry Talbot, who is the Wolfman in his human form. What's so cool about the Wolfman, is that he's just a regular guy, only he has a beast inside him, unlike other monsters before him. This film came out in 1941. Now let me ask you something. When you say the word Wolfman to most teenage girls today, what do you think is the firs thing that pops up in there mind? OH JACOB!! OOOOH!! HE'S SOOO HOT!! GO TEAM JOCOB! Jeeeeesh! All it takes is a buff guy without a shirt to turn the most awesome piece's of history into something st00pid! (I have nothing against Werewolves, Franki, I just dont like what they have come to)

This is Gill-man from "Creature from the Black Lagoon" this movie was one of the first movies to come out in 3D. I didnt even know they could make 3D images in 1954. Anyway, After WW11, people wern't afraid of monster movies anymore. They were scared about man-made monsters. This age of horror was all about monsters that were created somehow by humanity. Gill-man is considered Universal Studio's last nature-made monster. He is played by Ben Chapman on land, and Ricou Browning underwater.

Your looking at the first Slasher villian in the history of horror, Norman Bates. He's from the movie "Psycho" This movie was a shocker to everybody who seen it (at least when it was released) It shocked the world with it's graphic violence. It was also shocking to see the main character, Janet Leigh, killed so earley in the film. The way she was killed is one of the most famous movie scene's of all time. If you've never seen it (which you probally have, you just dont know it) just look up "Psycho. Shower scene" Norman Bates is played by Anthony Perkins and the movie came out in 1960.

This is Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Let me get this out of the way and say, this movie is a horror masterpiece and a classic. There's not a lot I can say about it, other then it's just awesome. It may seemed tamed compared to today's standards, but back in 1974, it was as brutal as it gets. Just to think of a psychotic cannibal with a chainsaw chasing you through the middle of nowhere really shocks you. Leatherface is played by Gunnar Hansen.

We've finally gotten to Michael Myers. He's from the extremely low-budget film, Halloween. The ground work for Slasher films was allready done, but Halloween put in the main formula of the Slasher Genre. There has been waaaaay to many sequels and a remake that embarasses the original film. After all that, few people remember what the original was like. There was no blood or gore or anything graphic like that. It uses suspense to shock it's audience. Michael Myers always has a William Shatner mask spray painted white (untill Rob Zombi screwed it up) and most of the time, has a long knife in his hand, but he's not afraid to kill you with his bare hands either! John Carpenter created a masterpiece that started out as a little independent film but got turned into a franchise. Michael Myers is played by... A lot of people. Halloween was released in 1978

This is Jason Vorhees. He's from Friday the 13th (part 2) The original Friday the 13th had his mother as the killer. And Jason didnt wear the famous Hockey mask untill part 3. It's a lot like Halloween. It has POV shots and young adults as the primary victims. However, this movie made the deaths a lot more violent and memorible. It teaches a leason to all the st00pid kids out there. Dont be screwing and doing drugs or a homicidal maniac will gut you like a fish! Friday the 13th came out in 1980. Jason is played by many people, but the most famous is Kane Hodder.

This is Freddy Krueger from the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. Freddy has the biggest personality out of all the slashers I went over. Freddy comes to kill you in your dreams, if you die in the dream, you die in real life. The dream concept opened a lot of doors to tons of possibilties. Anything can happen in a dream, so each movie had new ideas of what freddy could do. The films made it difficult to see the line of reality and nightmare. Many times, the characters didnt know they were a sleep. Unlike Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees, he has a face, a voice, and a strange personality. Also he is always played by Robert Englund everytime. This movie came out in 1984.

Now were down to my absolute favorite Horror villian of all, Chucky. He's from the Child's Play franchise. Everybody know's who Chuchy is! As terrifying as this little guy may be, he's also pretty funny. The original Child's Play was extremly scary, but as the series progressed, they added more and more comedy to the mix. Chucky wasnt always a doll. He was a human serial killer named "Charles Lee Ray" but after he was shot and dying, he needed a new body. So he transfered his soul in to a doll, and there you go! You gotta killer doll. After this movie, nobody ever looked at dolls the same way again. Brad Dourif does a fantastic job doing the voice of Chucky. This film came out in 1988.

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all

Movie Cliches

Well, It's July. A perfect time for movies to come out hoping that there going to be a summer blockbuster. So, since a lot of movies come out in the summer, I will be discussing Cliches that just make you want to slap hollywood upside its greedy face.


The Trip- This happens a lot in horror movies. It's when a character is being chased or trying to get somewhere, and almost everytime, they trip. Of course the trip never results in a quick loss in balance, it always ends in a complete fall, and when they fall, they never just get back up, they crawl around as if they broke there legs. I always think they need a Drill Sergeant to scream at them to get back up and stop being so st00pid!


The Car Won't Start- This happens all the time. Whenever there's a time situation, the car will never start. It seems like God has put a curse on them. In horror movies, if the Villian is right in front of the car, it will also never start. If you're in a hurry, you're not going anywhere sucker!


The Secret Discussion- This is when one character tells something to another character that they dont want other characters to hear. They're always is plain sight of the other characters, but somehow, the other characters never hear what they said. Often times they'll be on the phone and they'll cup their hand over it.


False Alarm- This also happens a lot in horror movies. It's when a character is all alone in the dark or an alley, and you know someone or something is just going to come up and surprise them. The music keeps going and then BAM! A friend shows up and scares the crap out of you! Sometimes it's something else but most of the time it's a person. They dont ever do it on purpose though. Dont they know there's a better way to get someone's attention then just sneaking up behind them and scaring the crap out of them?! Why dont they just give them a simple "Hey" or "Hi" or "Hello"?!


Problems with the Bomb- This always happens when it comes to bombs in movies! One things about the bomb is that after it reaches 0, it always detonates 2 seconds after that! And the explosion is always in slow motion! Plus, the bomb NEVER damages any other buildings! Another thing, when you go to deactivate the bomb, the deactivation will only work after one second before it blows up! Jeez evil genius, get yourself together!



The Movie Cry- Whenever anyone cries in a movie, they never get a snotty nose and big puffy eyes, or even a frown! They always have just ONE tear flowing down their face when they look completly emotionless! I have NEVER seen anyone cry like this in reality!



Idiotic Bad Guys- This is probally the worst Movie Cliche I have ever seen. It goes like this, The bad guy has points the gun at the good guy and he can kill him right now with ease. What does he do instead of killing him? He talks to him! What logic does that make!? What are they waiting for?! They've got him right where they want him, why does'nt he just kill him?! And when he finally stops monologing, and he's about to shoot him, the good guy always escapes, or kills him! The James Bond Franchise uses this all the time. They welcome him into the complex, tell him there big evil plan, and then waits untill James kills them. What an Idiot!



Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Lyrics to Great Gig in the Sky

Well, lets not waste any time and get to this. After I give you the lyrics, you'll probally think i'm nuts, but those are actully the lyrics. Great Gig in the Sky is off of Pink Floyd's 1973 classic album "Darkside of the Moon"


WOAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHAAA HAHA UHA UHA UHA HAAAAA HAAAAA YEEEA YEEEAH OH OH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAAAA WWHHAAAAAA WWHHHAAAAAAAA AAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH OOHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHWOOOOAAA WOOAAAAAH WOOOAH HAHAHAH WHAHAHAHAH HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAAH OH OH OOOOH


oooooooooooooohhhh uhhhhhh ahyahyah ayah ha ha ha ha awwwww awwwwwwwwwawwawaw ho oh ohhhhh ohhhh ooooooh ohohohoho aw aw aaaaaawwww aw ha aw ha aw aw aw aw ha.



So uh.... yeah. Thats the whole song. Just a lady screaming her head off. My mom said she thought the lady screaming stubbed her toe. It certainly sounded like it. Anyway, it may just be a lady screaming her lungs out, but I think it's still a beautiful song. Check it out sometime!

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Kids and Holidays

Right of the bat, I woluld like to apologize to all my readers. I have not made a new post in quite a while. I have been traped in a different dimension, where the internet does not exist. I acknowledge the fact about about all the riots and violence as a result of my not-being-there-ness. I am back, so stop the violence. So, lets get started with my newest thoughts. Today I will be talking about an example of children's ignorance. In this example of there ignorance, I will talk to you about what THEY think holidays are all about.


St. Partrick's day- This is the first major holiday of the year. That's right, I'm skipping Valentines day. Well anyway, I do not know much about St. Patrick's day. But how can I when nobody in this country will explain the REAL reason of it? As far as I know, It is to celebrate the life of St. Patrick, but here, it is a day where you where green, and get pinched if you dont......pathetic.


Independence Day- This is the holiday America is closest to. The media is constantly calling it "Fourth of July" As YOU probaly know, this is the day that America declared itself a free country! We wrote the Declaration of Independence to show England we weren't going to take their crap anymore! YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!! Well anyway... our country is turining 240 this month, but do the kids know that? Of course not! As far as they know, it's just a day when we set of fireworks and get wasted! Thats just great!

Halloween- Halloween was originally a day where the ancient Celts, would dress up in mask and costumes to disguise themselves from spirits that would exit there world and enter there's. They originaly called this day the "Samhain". On this day, they believed that the border to there world and the spirit's world became thin, Which allowed the spirits to enter. Today, the kids go Trick-or-treating. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but hardly anybody ever know's the origin of this holiday anymore.


Thanksgiving- This is the day when the Pilgrims of Plymouth Colony would thank God for surviving the brutal winter. They had a feast with the Native Americans which lasted three days. Today, the children think it's when you eat turkey and watch a parade on TV. I understand the eating turkey with the big meal, And I think the Parade is harmless, but PLEASE explain what thanksgiving is and It's origin.



Christmas- This one upsets me the most. Christmas is when we SHOULD celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Christmas SHOULD be about him! His last name is IN the freaking name of the holiday! CHRISTMAS!!! But instead, we idolize that fat creep known as Santa Clause! I'm not talking about St. Nick, I'm talking about that Evil sack of cow crap, Santa! Is Santa more important then the son of the creator of the Universe?!?! NO! So why didn't my little sister know about the REAL reason of Christmas, untill she was 6?!?! The kids should'nt even think Santa Clause is real! Sure, they should know about St. Nick, but that was a LONG TIME AGO! I think St. Nick would'nt want his alter ego taking over Christmas, anyway! Now about the presents, I think the best gift we could possibly give Jesus is the whole world loving eachother and being happy, and giving gifts is a great way to spread joy. Santa Clause, screw you!


Easter- You are probaly thinking why Easter is all the way down here. Well, Easter and Christmas are very similar, so I put them together. Now, let's talk about the REAL reason of Easter. We should celebrate Easter for the day Jesus was resurrected from his crucifiction. But guess what we do instead?! We focus all of the love that should be givin to Jesus, to a RABBIT! Yeah, a freakin Rabbit! What has this world come to?!?! A Rabbit that gives you candy?! Well I said it to Santa, and I'll say it to you too. Screw you, Easter Bunny!

Wow, those two last one's got me all fired up. I'm gonna go punch some holes in some brick walls.

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Vocals day

Allright humans, this is the last day of my musical project. We have covered the Bass, Guitar, and Drums. Now we are going to covered some of my favorite vocalist. A lot of people call the singers "Front men". I dont call them that, because that sounds like the words are the most important thing, which in the case of REAL music, is just not true. So enjoy some of my favorite singers.

I dont even have to tell you who this guy is. This is Ozzy Osbourne (as if you didnt know) many people love him and many people hate him. Ozzy was the singer for Black Sabbath from 1968-1979. The same year he got fired, he released his solo album "Blizzrad of Ozz". He has just recently releases his latest album "Scream".

You'd have to be nuts to leave this guy out. Let me introduce you to Robert
Plant. Who may just be the greatest Rock singer to ever walk the earth, thats certainly what many Rock magazines think. Robert Plant is known mostly for singing for Led Zeppelin, but he also released his solo album "Raising Sand" in 2007, and won a Grammy for "Album of the year"

Say hello to Rob Halford. He is the vocalsit for Judas Priest. He has been nicknamed "Metal God" for his influence on Metal. You know, what do you think of when you think of the "Metal God"? Well in case you didn't know, Rob Halford is gay. But, I dont judge him for being gay, I judge him for being one of the greatest Metal singers ever!

Well, since were on the subject of gay Rock singers, meet Freddie Mercury. He was the lead singer for Queen. He was one of the greatest songwriters ever. With examples like "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "We are the Champions". Sadly, he died of AIDS in1991.

Meet one of the most selfish jerks in Rock history, Axl Rose. He may be a selfish A-hole, but he is one of metal's greatest singers, so it even's out. Axl Rose is best known for singing for Guns N Roses. He has a band now thats called "Guns N Roses" but I like to call it "The Axl Rose Show" considering he's the only original member in it. Axl pissed a lot of people off when sometimes he decided he would'nt do any shows and just leave.

Finally, lets wrap things up with Ronnie James Dio. Dio has been making music since 1957. That's a long freakin time! Dio is famous for putting the "Devil Horns" into Heavy Metal. I allready made an entire blog post about him, so read that if you want to learn more about Dio.

There are many others, but those will have to do.

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Drum day

I shared some of my favorite Bassist and guitarist. Now it's time to reveal some of my favorite drummers.

Lets get started with who many consider the greatest drummer in the world, Neil Peart.

Neil Peart is the drummer and lyricist of the Canadian band, Rush. He plays the greatest drum solo I have ever heard in there concert "Rush in Rio"

This is Bill Ward. He is the drummer for Black Sabbth. Bill is EXTREMLY under-rated. He pounds on the drums so hard, you can hear it over the guitar and vocals. Listen to the song "Iron Man" off the album "Paranoid". He does a great job at the drums.

Say hello to a fantastic Drummer, John Bonham. He was the drummer for Led Zeppelin and is one of the greatest drummers that ever lived. All you have to do is look up the song "Moby Dick". It's an entire drum solo by bonham. Sadly he died in 1980 and Led Zeppelin broke up.

Meet the the most hardcore drummer in the history of rock, Keith Moon. Keith Moon is the drummer for The Who. He is on here for two reasons. One for being a great drummer and second for being so reckless. He is known for staying at hotels and putting dynamite in the toilets. This got him banned at hotels all orund the world, and caused over $500,000 in damages. He also liked to throw furniture out of high windows in his and others house's. One night at a show, he took some horse tranquillizers and washed it down with some Brandy. He passes out, but The Who luckily found a drummer in the audience.

This is Lars Ulrich. He is the drummer for Metallica. He is also one of the founding members of the band. Believe it or not, Lars wanted to be a Tennis Player and moved to LA at the age of 17 to persue his training. Instead he became a Heavy Metal drummer. Dont ask me how that works!

This Is Mitch Mitchell. He played with the Jimi Hendrix Experience. The who played with him as a session drummer before they got Keith Moon to replace Doug Sandom. He died two years ago on November 12th 2008.

There are many others but like last time, I would be here for a long time if I listed all of them. Stay tuned for next time when I will wrap up my project here with some of my favorite singers.

Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

Guitar Day

Today, I would like to share with you, some of my favorite guitarist.

Lets get started with the greatest guitarist that ever lived, Jimi Hendrix. Hendrix could play behind his back and with his teeth. He left us to quick, but his legacy will live on.

Meet Tony Iommi. Tony Iommi is the giutarist for Black Sabbath. Because of an accident that happened in a factory, Tony lost the edge of his fingers on his right hand, which forced him to adjust the way he played. He was the mastermind of heavy metal and is one of the most under-rated guitarist alive.

This is Jimmy Page. He is the guitarist for Led Zeppelin. He is an AWESOME guitar player and without him, Zeppelin would not be where they are today. He was "guitarist of the Year" 5 times in the 70's for "Creem" magazine's annual reader poll.

This is Slash. Yeah thats it, just Slash. No last name or anything...Slash....Anyway, Slash is best known for being the lead guirarist for Gun's N Roses. Now he plays for a band called "Velvet Revolver". He has a unique style of playing and always has his signature top hat.

Say hello to David Gilmour. He is the lead guitarist and singer for Pink Floyd. If Gilmour ever quit, and he got replaced, I would not be a fan of his replacement. Only Gilmour can do it for Floyd. He has some of the greatest solo's I have ever heard. Listen to the solo in Comfortably Numb and the hair on the back of your neck will stand up.

If your a fan of Ozzy Osbourne, you know who this man is. This Is Randy Rhoads. He is the best gutarist for Ozzy ever (thats a fact) Ozzy described his playing as "God entering his life" Randy said when he was auditioning he just played a few riffs and Ozzy hired him without even hearing his actual playing. Randy jamed with Ozzy and released 2 classic albums with him untill his death in 1982. He was only 25.

This is Eric Clapton. He played with A LOT of people and bands. He is the only one who has been inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame 3 times. One for his solo career, and 2 for his bands "The Yardbirds" and "Cream" Even when I was just a young lad, I heard his name evreywhere. I didnt understand what the big deal was! Then I heard him play the solo to Cream's "White Room" and then I understood.

There are a ton of others, but I'd be doing this all night if I listed ALL of my favorites. So that will have to do.

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.