Things I hate but everyone loves

Hello loyal readers! Today I will be discusing things I cant friggin stand but everyone else seems to love. Lets begin

1 The Wii
I cant stand this! Why cant nintendo make a simple freakin gaming device? I cant even use the main menu with this piece of crap! Nintendo has been doing st00pid things like this for a long time believe it or not. All kinds of st00pid gaming devices, consoles, and "gadgets" have been produced by them in thr 80's

2 Halo Games
These games suck. Enough said. But yet it's considered to be the "Greatest game series of all time." Yeah right. NOTHING is fun in these games. Your just a walking hand with a gun... oooohh!! how creative. No character development here!

3 The Hangover
Whats so funny about this movie? Oh thats right, NOTHING! I watched this movie twice and didnt laugh once! I heard its funny when your drunk or high, but thats not an option for me.

4 Avatar
Wow this movie is so ground-breaking! I mean NOBODY has ever did this kinda plot! You know, when a movie shows someone whose great and powerful in the beginning and dosn't respect other kinds of way and life but then has to be with that certain kinda people! Oh wait except for: Cars, Dances with wolves, Ferngully, Pocohontas, District 9, and a crap load of other films. The only difference is it's a bunch of smurfs with a huge pitutary gland.

5 Modern Music
Lack of musicianship, neat lyrics, and melodies. Nuff said

6 Football
I know not EVERYONE likes football but a lot of people do. So what? A bunch of big meat-heads kill eachother over a brown ball. And 9 times outta 10 they just get tackeled and if they dont they make a "Touch down"..... wow...

7 The Halloween remakes
Wow Rob Zombie completely ruined all that is good about the original halloween movies. Including the Mystery and suspence. The whole reason people were scared of the original 1978 version was because we didnt know who Michael Myers was, where he came from, or what he wanted. And because you couldnt see Michael very well, it had a lot of suspense. But in Zomies version! He just says "Man Screw that!". C'mon Rob, why dont you go back to making awesome music instead!

8 Facebook
I made an entire blog post about this... so yeah.. It's st00pid and Illegal to have one in the Dingbats.

9 "IT"... the movie
Why is everybody scared of this movie? It's Tim Currey in a clown suit! It's full of cliches that most Stephen King ideas do and... it's not scary what so ever! All he does is talk about his Balloon fetish and show his sharp teeth... oooohhh scary!

10 GTA 4
This is considered by most to be one of the best video-games of all time. In fact when it came out people were calling it "The greatest game of all time". Well... it's ok I guess. But it's far from a masterpiece. I think it's too realisitic in my opinion. I'm not gonna get into that. You'll probally figure it out if you ever play it.

11 Screamo
This is the worst kind of music out there. Even worse than that little talentless punk "Justina Beaver". I cant believe all you have to do to be rich and famous these days is either be a teen Icon where all you have to do is have someone else write songs for you and sing them badly OR just play one power chord and scream into a microphone. They don't even have to write good lyrics if you just scream them so that no one can understand you! They could just scream the dictionary and it would be the equalvelent to every single other screamo song!

12 Keyboard phones
I'm sure you all know what I mean by this. Those fancy phones that have the tiny keyboard that you can text with. Sure it could be fast but it wont do any good if you cant hit the right stuff. The buttons are so friggin small that half the times i hit the wrong button!

13 Racing Games
I suck at them. Enough for me. I have never I repeat NEVER have beaten a racing game. Or have liked one for that matter. I suck at em, so therefore I dont like them. I don't even like side-missions in video-games where you get to race. There horrible! Horrible I say!

14 Michael Jackson
Ok, I'll admit this guy could write some pretty good lyrics and melodies. But it wont do any good if he cant deliver them! I can't stand his voice or his crotch grabbin action! And yet people say he's the greatest Musical Artist of all time. I was watchin a thing on TV called "Top 100 greatest musical artist of all time" and Jackson got number 2! What?! The Beatles got number 1 (as they should) but to put Michael Jackson above Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Queen, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, John Lennon, Paul McCartney and a bunch of ohers is just flat out ridiculous. And to have them so close to the Beatles is equally Ridiculous. And I bet if they made that BEFORE he dided he would'nt be nearly as close. So all you have to do to be famous and be a "musical legend" is write decent lyrics, spin around a few times, grab your crotch, switch around your race, and molest little kids!

15 SAW movies
These are some of the most brutal and gory movies I have ever seen... but there st00pid as hell! They keep doing the same thing over and over and over... and over again! Why does hollywood keep producing these movies? I lost track of how many there are. How many are there? 20? Wouldn't surprise me.

16 Footloose
Why do people like this movie? It's so... not-intresting. I was in our school production of Footloose last year (along with most of my readers). And I'll admit, I liked it. Sure I had a small role with only a hand-full of lines but I liked most of the songs and the story. So when I saw that the movie was on TV I got very excited.... but when It came on... it was awful. The characters were boring and the songs were just in the back-round. Thats pretty bad when a small town's high-school can do a better job at a production than those big hollywood big-shots.

17 Van Halen
Most of you guys probally have no idea what I'm talking about. But back in the 80's (Ugh) there was a band called "Van Halen". And they were HUGE! Even if I wasn't alive back then I know that. My main problem with them is that there singer David Lee Roth is so obnoxious. I suppose he's a good singer but has a bad voice. If that makes any since. Ozzy Osbourne is the exact opposite. He has a great voice but is a horrible singer. Anyway.. What I do like about Van Halen is there guitar player Eddie Van Halen. I usually hate it when a band names there after a member but this guy deserves it. He's one the greatest guitar players of all time. Just listen to this! Dont worry, it's only about a minute long.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI7XiJgt0vY
So I guess there just kinda Over-rated. But a lot of people LOVE Van Halen... I'm not one of them.

I think this was the longest Post I have ever made...

So, I know blogger is screwed up and wont let anyone leave comments for some reason. So if you have something on your mind, Email me! Whats some of the things you dont like but everyone else seems to love? Hey I just gave you all a request! I know Franki and Balec accept request but I dont know about Elik for Dave the Hand. Well... gotta go!

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.

X-Men First Class

Hi dare, you pathetic humans. Today I'm going to be talking about the new X-men movie. Many people are afraid that this movie sucks. I went in to the theatre, with something telling me that this movie was going to great. But, much to my surprise.... I was totally right! I know many people don't like people to spoil the movie, so I'll try and give the least bit of information possible. And in case you didn't already know, this movie is a prequel. Meaning it takes place before the first movies

My favorite character (to my surprise) is Prof. Charles Xavier. In the older movies I always found him kinda... lame. And was not in any way impressed with his powers. But in this movie, Xavier is young, able to walk, and very intresting. We also get to see a lot of his powers (being that he is actually on the frontlines fighting in this movie). He's also very believable as a young man. Before he was called upon to fight our enemy in the movie, he likes to spend his free time drinking, partying, and flirting with chicks. Of course he has to study for his test in college too.

My second favorite character is Magneto/ Erik. I'll just get to the point and say, I like the older Magneto better than this guy who plays him. Maybe it's because in this movie, Magneto is a "good guy" and working with Xavier and that throws me off a bit. Not that this actor (Michael Fassbender) is a BAD actor, I just perfer the older one more. I do like Magneto's back story though. Wanna hear it? Well to bad, go watch the movie!

Theres also a lot of other characters. Much are new and much are familar to old fans of the triology. Raven/Mystique is in it as well. We get to see her as a young innocent girl who has some self-esteem problems. The same can be said for Hank McCoy/beast... only he's not a girl. There's also a 3 second cameo of Wolverine! He only has one line though.

I would highly suggest seeing this movie, even if your not an X-men fan.

Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.