This is going to be a very short post about something that bugs me. I am talking about the phrase "LOL" I absolutly HATE it, when I send something, and all I get is a "lol". That is the most akward feeling in the world! How am i suppost to respond to "lol"?! Well... I guess i dont. I just kinda change the subject or something. I'm ok with some text or writing, and THEN "lol", but just the term "lol" is just...... awkward. And not in a good way, either! So instead of being extremely lazy and texting "lol" why dont we just say hahahah u make me funny!? Sure it dos'nt make since, but thats the beauty of it! U MAKE ME FUNNY!!!!! SAY IT, RIGHT MEOW! Sometimes, whenever someone gives me a "lol", i send them an Evil Laugh from my Evil Laugh collection. Thats right. I have a collection of evil laughs. But anyway, yeah... the evil laughs usually frightens them. Which is good. Because in case you didnt know already, I like to differ from society. So tell me, what do YOU do when someone sends you a "lol"? tell me by pressing that button below the post!
Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
The Shrek movies
Almost everybody today reconizes the characters of the Shrek franchise. I have loved the franchise ever since the first movie came out in 2001. However, some of the movies are better than the others.
The first movie is probaly the most enjoyable animated PG movie i have ever seen. It is loosly based on the book "Shrek" made in 1990. I didnt know this book existed untill a few months after the movie came out. I read it when I was about 6 0r 7, and as much as I can remember, it is not very similar. Anyway, Shrek stars Mike Myers as the ogre with the same name. He is wanted and is known as being horrible and disgusting, but he enjoys his peaceful life on his swamp. While Shrek is making signs to tell people to stay off of the swamp, he runs into a Donkey named "Donkey" yeah, pretty cool huh? Well, Shrek ends up saving his life from people trying to give him away to be locked up forever. Donkey then thinks he is in debt to Shrek, but he dosent want anything to do with Donkey (who by the way, is my favorite character in the movies.) Shrek finds out that all the fairytale characters are being sent to his swamp by the tyrant, Lord Farquaad. Shrek agree's that he will rescue Farquaad's future wife, a princess named fiona, from a tower guarded by a fire breathing dragon, if he gives him his swamp back. Shrek ends up saving the princess from the tower and finds out she's a bit of a snob. At first these 2 hate eachother. That is untill Fiona overhears Shrek talking to Donkey about how everybody judges him without getting to know him. Fiona hears this and feels bad about being such a snob to him. Before you know it, they fall in love. Shrek overhears Donkey talking with Fiona about how fiona has a curse. Every night she turns into an ogre herself. Fiona ask's Donkey
how anybody could possibly love a hideous beast, refering to herself. When Shrek hears this, he thinks that she is talking about him. So as you can imagine, he's pretty upset. Shrek confronts Fiona about this at sunrise, when her curse is temporarily up. One thing leads to another and they end up having a huge fight. Princess Fiona is set to mary Lord Farquaad and Shrek gets his swamp back. Shrek regrets what he has done and trys to get her back before the marriage begins. Shrek gets to the wedding, right before the final words and stops it. The sun comes down and Fiona's true Identity is revealed. Farquaad is disgusted, and orders Shrek to be executed and Fiona to be back in her tower. Just before those things can occur, Donkey's love, Dragon arives to gobble up Farquaad. (Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the Dragon and Donkey fall in love.) So Fiona and Shrek get together and marry. This movie is great. I am not into love movies at all. This is more like a fairytale, but it is defintaly worth watching. The story, acting, and Jokes are great.
The second movie is also good, although I prefer the first one. Im not going to go into great detail like I did with the first one. So in this movie, Shrek must meet Fiona's parents. Long story short, her father hate's his guts. So he puts a hit on him. The Hitman is "Puss in Boots". After he fails to assassinate Shrek, Puss decides to join Shrek and Donkey. However, things are not well, when "Prince charming" plans to get his revenge on Shrek for marrying Fiona before he can. Meanwhile, Shrek drinks a magic potion which turns him into a human who all the ladies want. This also causes Fiona to turn back human. Donkey also takes a sip and turns into a hot-shot white Stallion. But Prince charming uses this to his advantage. Charming claims that he is Shrek. Although Fiona does not like the "new Shrek". So Fiona's father spikes Fiona's tea with a potion givin to him by the Fairy Godmother. The potion causes Fiona to fall in love with the first man she kisses. Back to Shrek, he is trying to break into the castle which she is at. Right before charming and Fiona kiss, Shrek comes in and tells Fiona that he is the REAL Shrek. Fiona can tell he is telling the truth. This angers the Fairy Godmother, and she is about to desrtoy Fiona and Shrek. Just when she is about to strike Shrek down, fiona's father jumps in front of the beam and gets turns into a frog. Which we learn he was a frog all along, but the Fairy Godmother turned him into the king that he is today. So yeah... they all live happily together, as they are turned back ino ogres. This one isnt as good as the first but it's good for a sequel.
Now it's time for Shrek the Third. Lets just get things out of the way, and say, I freaking HATE this movie! Im not even going to tell you what happens. all you need to know is that Shrek becomes nothing what an ogre should be. All he does is whine and cry like a Barbie Doll! The jokes arn't funny and it just seems like they just got all the old characters and just thought up of something they could do. Even the new character, Arthur, is as boring as watching a baked potato all day! It is simply just for the money!
The Fourth Shrek is the same, only I find it a little bit better. Fiona isnt a weak princess in this movie, she's a strong leader. We also see other ogre's in the movie, and find out that Shrek is the smallest Ogre there. Which really agrivates me. It makes it seem like he's a wimp.
Well thats my wrap on the Shrek movies. 1 and 2 are good, but 3 and 4..... not really. Just remember that this is my OPINION!
Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.
The first movie is probaly the most enjoyable animated PG movie i have ever seen. It is loosly based on the book "Shrek" made in 1990. I didnt know this book existed untill a few months after the movie came out. I read it when I was about 6 0r 7, and as much as I can remember, it is not very similar. Anyway, Shrek stars Mike Myers as the ogre with the same name. He is wanted and is known as being horrible and disgusting, but he enjoys his peaceful life on his swamp. While Shrek is making signs to tell people to stay off of the swamp, he runs into a Donkey named "Donkey" yeah, pretty cool huh? Well, Shrek ends up saving his life from people trying to give him away to be locked up forever. Donkey then thinks he is in debt to Shrek, but he dosent want anything to do with Donkey (who by the way, is my favorite character in the movies.) Shrek finds out that all the fairytale characters are being sent to his swamp by the tyrant, Lord Farquaad. Shrek agree's that he will rescue Farquaad's future wife, a princess named fiona, from a tower guarded by a fire breathing dragon, if he gives him his swamp back. Shrek ends up saving the princess from the tower and finds out she's a bit of a snob. At first these 2 hate eachother. That is untill Fiona overhears Shrek talking to Donkey about how everybody judges him without getting to know him. Fiona hears this and feels bad about being such a snob to him. Before you know it, they fall in love. Shrek overhears Donkey talking with Fiona about how fiona has a curse. Every night she turns into an ogre herself. Fiona ask's Donkey
how anybody could possibly love a hideous beast, refering to herself. When Shrek hears this, he thinks that she is talking about him. So as you can imagine, he's pretty upset. Shrek confronts Fiona about this at sunrise, when her curse is temporarily up. One thing leads to another and they end up having a huge fight. Princess Fiona is set to mary Lord Farquaad and Shrek gets his swamp back. Shrek regrets what he has done and trys to get her back before the marriage begins. Shrek gets to the wedding, right before the final words and stops it. The sun comes down and Fiona's true Identity is revealed. Farquaad is disgusted, and orders Shrek to be executed and Fiona to be back in her tower. Just before those things can occur, Donkey's love, Dragon arives to gobble up Farquaad. (Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the Dragon and Donkey fall in love.) So Fiona and Shrek get together and marry. This movie is great. I am not into love movies at all. This is more like a fairytale, but it is defintaly worth watching. The story, acting, and Jokes are great.
The second movie is also good, although I prefer the first one. Im not going to go into great detail like I did with the first one. So in this movie, Shrek must meet Fiona's parents. Long story short, her father hate's his guts. So he puts a hit on him. The Hitman is "Puss in Boots". After he fails to assassinate Shrek, Puss decides to join Shrek and Donkey. However, things are not well, when "Prince charming" plans to get his revenge on Shrek for marrying Fiona before he can. Meanwhile, Shrek drinks a magic potion which turns him into a human who all the ladies want. This also causes Fiona to turn back human. Donkey also takes a sip and turns into a hot-shot white Stallion. But Prince charming uses this to his advantage. Charming claims that he is Shrek. Although Fiona does not like the "new Shrek". So Fiona's father spikes Fiona's tea with a potion givin to him by the Fairy Godmother. The potion causes Fiona to fall in love with the first man she kisses. Back to Shrek, he is trying to break into the castle which she is at. Right before charming and Fiona kiss, Shrek comes in and tells Fiona that he is the REAL Shrek. Fiona can tell he is telling the truth. This angers the Fairy Godmother, and she is about to desrtoy Fiona and Shrek. Just when she is about to strike Shrek down, fiona's father jumps in front of the beam and gets turns into a frog. Which we learn he was a frog all along, but the Fairy Godmother turned him into the king that he is today. So yeah... they all live happily together, as they are turned back ino ogres. This one isnt as good as the first but it's good for a sequel.
Now it's time for Shrek the Third. Lets just get things out of the way, and say, I freaking HATE this movie! Im not even going to tell you what happens. all you need to know is that Shrek becomes nothing what an ogre should be. All he does is whine and cry like a Barbie Doll! The jokes arn't funny and it just seems like they just got all the old characters and just thought up of something they could do. Even the new character, Arthur, is as boring as watching a baked potato all day! It is simply just for the money!
The Fourth Shrek is the same, only I find it a little bit better. Fiona isnt a weak princess in this movie, she's a strong leader. We also see other ogre's in the movie, and find out that Shrek is the smallest Ogre there. Which really agrivates me. It makes it seem like he's a wimp.
Well thats my wrap on the Shrek movies. 1 and 2 are good, but 3 and 4..... not really. Just remember that this is my OPINION!
Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Horror Icons
Today, I am going to share some of the most iconic figures in horror ever. Im going to try to do them in order, but nobody's perfect, so I may screw up in there order that they came out. Anyway, lets get started.
THIS is Dracula. When I think of Dracula, This is the guy I think of. This Dracula is played by Bela Lugosi. He is the best actor for Dracula without a doubt. Before "Twilight" came along and turned Vampire's into something for annoying teenage girls, they were scary and belonged in horror movies. This film "Dracula" was the first Horror movie that had sound and came out in 1931.
Hey, you know who this is. This is Frankenstein, right? WRONG! This is not Frankenstein!!! Frankenstein look's nothing like this! This is Frankenstein's MONSTER! Frankenstein is the DOCTOR who created him!! Well... now that we got that outta the way, lets talk about The Monster. The monster is played by legendary horror actor, Boris Karloff. The monster is probally the most iconic horror monster in history. Even if nobody knows his name. The monster isn't really a monster at all. He's just a freak in a world that judge's him because he looks scary. In fact, the only friend he ever had was blind. If you wach Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein, you'll clearly see this. This film came out in 1931.
This is the Wolfman. From the movie with the same name. This movie has a great atmosphere, music, and acting. Lon Chaney Jr. plays the Wolfman and Larry Talbot, who is the Wolfman in his human form. What's so cool about the Wolfman, is that he's just a regular guy, only he has a beast inside him, unlike other monsters before him. This film came out in 1941. Now let me ask you something. When you say the word Wolfman to most teenage girls today, what do you think is the firs thing that pops up in there mind? OH JACOB!! OOOOH!! HE'S SOOO HOT!! GO TEAM JOCOB! Jeeeeesh! All it takes is a buff guy without a shirt to turn the most awesome piece's of history into something st00pid! (I have nothing against Werewolves, Franki, I just dont like what they have come to)
This is Gill-man from "Creature from the Black Lagoon" this movie was one of the first movies to come out in 3D. I didnt even know they could make 3D images in 1954. Anyway, After WW11, people wern't afraid of monster movies anymore. They were scared about man-made monsters. This age of horror was all about monsters that were created somehow by humanity. Gill-man is considered Universal Studio's last nature-made monster. He is played by Ben Chapman on land, and Ricou Browning underwater.
Your looking at the first Slasher villian in the history of horror, Norman Bates. He's from the movie "Psycho" This movie was a shocker to everybody who seen it (at least when it was released) It shocked the world with it's graphic violence. It was also shocking to see the main character, Janet Leigh, killed so earley in the film. The way she was killed is one of the most famous movie scene's of all time. If you've never seen it (which you probally have, you just dont know it) just look up "Psycho. Shower scene" Norman Bates is played by Anthony Perkins and the movie came out in 1960.
We've finally gotten to Michael Myers. He's from the extremely low-budget film, Halloween. The ground work for Slasher films was allready done, but Halloween put in the main formula of the Slasher Genre. There has been waaaaay to many sequels and a remake that embarasses the original film. After all that, few people remember what the original was like. There was no blood or gore or anything graphic like that. It uses suspense to shock it's audience. Michael Myers always has a William Shatner mask spray painted white (untill Rob Zombi screwed it up) and most of the time, has a long knife in his hand, but he's not afraid to kill you with his bare hands either! John Carpenter created a masterpiece that started out as a little independent film but got turned into a franchise. Michael Myers is played by... A lot of people. Halloween was released in 1978
This is Jason Vorhees. He's from Friday the 13th (part 2) The original Friday the 13th had his mother as the killer. And Jason didnt wear the famous Hockey mask untill part 3. It's a lot like Halloween. It has POV shots and young adults as the primary victims. However, this movie made the deaths a lot more violent and memorible. It teaches a leason to all the st00pid kids out there. Dont be screwing and doing drugs or a homicidal maniac will gut you like a fish! Friday the 13th came out in 1980. Jason is played by many people, but the most famous is Kane Hodder.
This is Freddy Krueger from the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. Freddy has the biggest personality out of all the slashers I went over. Freddy comes to kill you in your dreams, if you die in the dream, you die in real life. The dream concept opened a lot of doors to tons of possibilties. Anything can happen in a dream, so each movie had new ideas of what freddy could do. The films made it difficult to see the line of reality and nightmare. Many times, the characters didnt know they were a sleep. Unlike Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees, he has a face, a voice, and a strange personality. Also he is always played by Robert Englund everytime. This movie came out in 1984.
This is Count Orlok from the film "Nosferatu" Many people confuse his name and think his actual name is "Nosferatu" but Nosferatu is just the word for "Vampire" This was suppose to be Dracula, but the director, F W Murnau, couldnt get the right's from Bram Stroker's wife. So Count Orlok it was! This film came out in 1922 and is a silent film.
THIS is Dracula. When I think of Dracula, This is the guy I think of. This Dracula is played by Bela Lugosi. He is the best actor for Dracula without a doubt. Before "Twilight" came along and turned Vampire's into something for annoying teenage girls, they were scary and belonged in horror movies. This film "Dracula" was the first Horror movie that had sound and came out in 1931.
Hey, you know who this is. This is Frankenstein, right? WRONG! This is not Frankenstein!!! Frankenstein look's nothing like this! This is Frankenstein's MONSTER! Frankenstein is the DOCTOR who created him!! Well... now that we got that outta the way, lets talk about The Monster. The monster is played by legendary horror actor, Boris Karloff. The monster is probally the most iconic horror monster in history. Even if nobody knows his name. The monster isn't really a monster at all. He's just a freak in a world that judge's him because he looks scary. In fact, the only friend he ever had was blind. If you wach Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein, you'll clearly see this. This film came out in 1931. 
This is the Wolfman. From the movie with the same name. This movie has a great atmosphere, music, and acting. Lon Chaney Jr. plays the Wolfman and Larry Talbot, who is the Wolfman in his human form. What's so cool about the Wolfman, is that he's just a regular guy, only he has a beast inside him, unlike other monsters before him. This film came out in 1941. Now let me ask you something. When you say the word Wolfman to most teenage girls today, what do you think is the firs thing that pops up in there mind? OH JACOB!! OOOOH!! HE'S SOOO HOT!! GO TEAM JOCOB! Jeeeeesh! All it takes is a buff guy without a shirt to turn the most awesome piece's of history into something st00pid! (I have nothing against Werewolves, Franki, I just dont like what they have come to)
This is Gill-man from "Creature from the Black Lagoon" this movie was one of the first movies to come out in 3D. I didnt even know they could make 3D images in 1954. Anyway, After WW11, people wern't afraid of monster movies anymore. They were scared about man-made monsters. This age of horror was all about monsters that were created somehow by humanity. Gill-man is considered Universal Studio's last nature-made monster. He is played by Ben Chapman on land, and Ricou Browning underwater. Your looking at the first Slasher villian in the history of horror, Norman Bates. He's from the movie "Psycho" This movie was a shocker to everybody who seen it (at least when it was released) It shocked the world with it's graphic violence. It was also shocking to see the main character, Janet Leigh, killed so earley in the film. The way she was killed is one of the most famous movie scene's of all time. If you've never seen it (which you probally have, you just dont know it) just look up "Psycho. Shower scene" Norman Bates is played by Anthony Perkins and the movie came out in 1960. 
This is Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Let me get this out of the way and say, this movie is a horror masterpiece and a classic. There's not a lot I can say about it, other then it's just awesome. It may seemed tamed compared to today's standards, but back in 1974, it was as brutal as it gets. Just to think of a psychotic cannibal with a chainsaw chasing you through the middle of nowhere really shocks you. Leatherface is played by Gunnar Hansen.
We've finally gotten to Michael Myers. He's from the extremely low-budget film, Halloween. The ground work for Slasher films was allready done, but Halloween put in the main formula of the Slasher Genre. There has been waaaaay to many sequels and a remake that embarasses the original film. After all that, few people remember what the original was like. There was no blood or gore or anything graphic like that. It uses suspense to shock it's audience. Michael Myers always has a William Shatner mask spray painted white (untill Rob Zombi screwed it up) and most of the time, has a long knife in his hand, but he's not afraid to kill you with his bare hands either! John Carpenter created a masterpiece that started out as a little independent film but got turned into a franchise. Michael Myers is played by... A lot of people. Halloween was released in 1978
This is Jason Vorhees. He's from Friday the 13th (part 2) The original Friday the 13th had his mother as the killer. And Jason didnt wear the famous Hockey mask untill part 3. It's a lot like Halloween. It has POV shots and young adults as the primary victims. However, this movie made the deaths a lot more violent and memorible. It teaches a leason to all the st00pid kids out there. Dont be screwing and doing drugs or a homicidal maniac will gut you like a fish! Friday the 13th came out in 1980. Jason is played by many people, but the most famous is Kane Hodder. 
This is Freddy Krueger from the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. Freddy has the biggest personality out of all the slashers I went over. Freddy comes to kill you in your dreams, if you die in the dream, you die in real life. The dream concept opened a lot of doors to tons of possibilties. Anything can happen in a dream, so each movie had new ideas of what freddy could do. The films made it difficult to see the line of reality and nightmare. Many times, the characters didnt know they were a sleep. Unlike Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees, he has a face, a voice, and a strange personality. Also he is always played by Robert Englund everytime. This movie came out in 1984. 
Now were down to my absolute favorite Horror villian of all, Chucky. He's from the Child's Play franchise. Everybody know's who Chuchy is! As terrifying as this little guy may be, he's also pretty funny. The original Child's Play was extremly scary, but as the series progressed, they added more and more comedy to the mix. Chucky wasnt always a doll. He was a human serial killer named "Charles Lee Ray" but after he was shot and dying, he needed a new body. So he transfered his soul in to a doll, and there you go! You gotta killer doll. After this movie, nobody ever looked at dolls the same way again. Brad Dourif does a fantastic job doing the voice of Chucky. This film came out in 1988.
Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Movie Cliches
Well, It's July. A perfect time for movies to come out hoping that there going to be a summer blockbuster. So, since a lot of movies come out in the summer, I will be discussing Cliches that just make you want to slap hollywood upside its greedy face.
The Trip- This happens a lot in horror movies. It's when a character is being chased or trying to get somewhere, and almost everytime, they trip. Of course the trip never results in a quick loss in balance, it always ends in a complete fall, and when they fall, they never just get back up, they crawl around as if they broke there legs. I always think they need a Drill Sergeant to scream at them to get back up and stop being so st00pid!
The Car Won't Start- This happens all the time. Whenever there's a time situation, the car will never start. It seems like God has put a curse on them. In horror movies, if the Villian is right in front of the car, it will also never start. If you're in a hurry, you're not going anywhere sucker!
The Secret Discussion- This is when one character tells something to another character that they dont want other characters to hear. They're always is plain sight of the other characters, but somehow, the other characters never hear what they said. Often times they'll be on the phone and they'll cup their hand over it.
False Alarm- This also happens a lot in horror movies. It's when a character is all alone in the dark or an alley, and you know someone or something is just going to come up and surprise them. The music keeps going and then BAM! A friend shows up and scares the crap out of you! Sometimes it's something else but most of the time it's a person. They dont ever do it on purpose though. Dont they know there's a better way to get someone's attention then just sneaking up behind them and scaring the crap out of them?! Why dont they just give them a simple "Hey" or "Hi" or "Hello"?!
Problems with the Bomb- This always happens when it comes to bombs in movies! One things about the bomb is that after it reaches 0, it always detonates 2 seconds after that! And the explosion is always in slow motion! Plus, the bomb NEVER damages any other buildings! Another thing, when you go to deactivate the bomb, the deactivation will only work after one second before it blows up! Jeez evil genius, get yourself together!
The Movie Cry- Whenever anyone cries in a movie, they never get a snotty nose and big puffy eyes, or even a frown! They always have just ONE tear flowing down their face when they look completly emotionless! I have NEVER seen anyone cry like this in reality!
Idiotic Bad Guys- This is probally the worst Movie Cliche I have ever seen. It goes like this, The bad guy has points the gun at the good guy and he can kill him right now with ease. What does he do instead of killing him? He talks to him! What logic does that make!? What are they waiting for?! They've got him right where they want him, why does'nt he just kill him?! And when he finally stops monologing, and he's about to shoot him, the good guy always escapes, or kills him! The James Bond Franchise uses this all the time. They welcome him into the complex, tell him there big evil plan, and then waits untill James kills them. What an Idiot!
Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.
The Trip- This happens a lot in horror movies. It's when a character is being chased or trying to get somewhere, and almost everytime, they trip. Of course the trip never results in a quick loss in balance, it always ends in a complete fall, and when they fall, they never just get back up, they crawl around as if they broke there legs. I always think they need a Drill Sergeant to scream at them to get back up and stop being so st00pid!
The Car Won't Start- This happens all the time. Whenever there's a time situation, the car will never start. It seems like God has put a curse on them. In horror movies, if the Villian is right in front of the car, it will also never start. If you're in a hurry, you're not going anywhere sucker!
The Secret Discussion- This is when one character tells something to another character that they dont want other characters to hear. They're always is plain sight of the other characters, but somehow, the other characters never hear what they said. Often times they'll be on the phone and they'll cup their hand over it.
False Alarm- This also happens a lot in horror movies. It's when a character is all alone in the dark or an alley, and you know someone or something is just going to come up and surprise them. The music keeps going and then BAM! A friend shows up and scares the crap out of you! Sometimes it's something else but most of the time it's a person. They dont ever do it on purpose though. Dont they know there's a better way to get someone's attention then just sneaking up behind them and scaring the crap out of them?! Why dont they just give them a simple "Hey" or "Hi" or "Hello"?!
Problems with the Bomb- This always happens when it comes to bombs in movies! One things about the bomb is that after it reaches 0, it always detonates 2 seconds after that! And the explosion is always in slow motion! Plus, the bomb NEVER damages any other buildings! Another thing, when you go to deactivate the bomb, the deactivation will only work after one second before it blows up! Jeez evil genius, get yourself together!
The Movie Cry- Whenever anyone cries in a movie, they never get a snotty nose and big puffy eyes, or even a frown! They always have just ONE tear flowing down their face when they look completly emotionless! I have NEVER seen anyone cry like this in reality!
Idiotic Bad Guys- This is probally the worst Movie Cliche I have ever seen. It goes like this, The bad guy has points the gun at the good guy and he can kill him right now with ease. What does he do instead of killing him? He talks to him! What logic does that make!? What are they waiting for?! They've got him right where they want him, why does'nt he just kill him?! And when he finally stops monologing, and he's about to shoot him, the good guy always escapes, or kills him! The James Bond Franchise uses this all the time. They welcome him into the complex, tell him there big evil plan, and then waits untill James kills them. What an Idiot!
Untill next time, I'm Lord Semaj, and that will be all.
Friday, July 2, 2010
Lyrics to Great Gig in the Sky
Well, lets not waste any time and get to this. After I give you the lyrics, you'll probally think i'm nuts, but those are actully the lyrics. Great Gig in the Sky is off of Pink Floyd's 1973 classic album "Darkside of the Moon"
WOAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHAAA HAHA UHA UHA UHA HAAAAA HAAAAA YEEEA YEEEAH OH OH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAAAA WWHHAAAAAA WWHHHAAAAAAAA AAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH OOHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHWOOOOAAA WOOAAAAAH WOOOAH HAHAHAH WHAHAHAHAH HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAAH OH OH OOOOH
oooooooooooooohhhh uhhhhhh ahyahyah ayah ha ha ha ha awwwww awwwwwwwwwawwawaw ho oh ohhhhh ohhhh ooooooh ohohohoho aw aw aaaaaawwww aw ha aw ha aw aw aw aw ha.
So uh.... yeah. Thats the whole song. Just a lady screaming her head off. My mom said she thought the lady screaming stubbed her toe. It certainly sounded like it. Anyway, it may just be a lady screaming her lungs out, but I think it's still a beautiful song. Check it out sometime!
Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.
WOAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHAAA HAHA UHA UHA UHA HAAAAA HAAAAA YEEEA YEEEAH OH OH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAAAA WWHHAAAAAA WWHHHAAAAAAAA AAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH OOHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHWOOOOAAA WOOAAAAAH WOOOAH HAHAHAH WHAHAHAHAH HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAAH OH OH OOOOH
oooooooooooooohhhh uhhhhhh ahyahyah ayah ha ha ha ha awwwww awwwwwwwwwawwawaw ho oh ohhhhh ohhhh ooooooh ohohohoho aw aw aaaaaawwww aw ha aw ha aw aw aw aw ha.
So uh.... yeah. Thats the whole song. Just a lady screaming her head off. My mom said she thought the lady screaming stubbed her toe. It certainly sounded like it. Anyway, it may just be a lady screaming her lungs out, but I think it's still a beautiful song. Check it out sometime!
Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Kids and Holidays
Right of the bat, I woluld like to apologize to all my readers. I have not made a new post in quite a while. I have been traped in a different dimension, where the internet does not exist. I acknowledge the fact about about all the riots and violence as a result of my not-being-there-ness. I am back, so stop the violence. So, lets get started with my newest thoughts. Today I will be talking about an example of children's ignorance. In this example of there ignorance, I will talk to you about what THEY think holidays are all about.
St. Partrick's day- This is the first major holiday of the year. That's right, I'm skipping Valentines day. Well anyway, I do not know much about St. Patrick's day. But how can I when nobody in this country will explain the REAL reason of it? As far as I know, It is to celebrate the life of St. Patrick, but here, it is a day where you where green, and get pinched if you dont......pathetic.
Independence Day- This is the holiday America is closest to. The media is constantly calling it "Fourth of July" As YOU probaly know, this is the day that America declared itself a free country! We wrote the Declaration of Independence to show England we weren't going to take their crap anymore! YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!! Well anyway... our country is turining 240 this month, but do the kids know that? Of course not! As far as they know, it's just a day when we set of fireworks and get wasted! Thats just great!
Halloween- Halloween was originally a day where the ancient Celts, would dress up in mask and costumes to disguise themselves from spirits that would exit there world and enter there's. They originaly called this day the "Samhain". On this day, they believed that the border to there world and the spirit's world became thin, Which allowed the spirits to enter. Today, the kids go Trick-or-treating. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but hardly anybody ever know's the origin of this holiday anymore.
Thanksgiving- This is the day when the Pilgrims of Plymouth Colony would thank God for surviving the brutal winter. They had a feast with the Native Americans which lasted three days. Today, the children think it's when you eat turkey and watch a parade on TV. I understand the eating turkey with the big meal, And I think the Parade is harmless, but PLEASE explain what thanksgiving is and It's origin.
Christmas- This one upsets me the most. Christmas is when we SHOULD celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Christmas SHOULD be about him! His last name is IN the freaking name of the holiday! CHRISTMAS!!! But instead, we idolize that fat creep known as Santa Clause! I'm not talking about St. Nick, I'm talking about that Evil sack of cow crap, Santa! Is Santa more important then the son of the creator of the Universe?!?! NO! So why didn't my little sister know about the REAL reason of Christmas, untill she was 6?!?! The kids should'nt even think Santa Clause is real! Sure, they should know about St. Nick, but that was a LONG TIME AGO! I think St. Nick would'nt want his alter ego taking over Christmas, anyway! Now about the presents, I think the best gift we could possibly give Jesus is the whole world loving eachother and being happy, and giving gifts is a great way to spread joy. Santa Clause, screw you!
Easter- You are probaly thinking why Easter is all the way down here. Well, Easter and Christmas are very similar, so I put them together. Now, let's talk about the REAL reason of Easter. We should celebrate Easter for the day Jesus was resurrected from his crucifiction. But guess what we do instead?! We focus all of the love that should be givin to Jesus, to a RABBIT! Yeah, a freakin Rabbit! What has this world come to?!?! A Rabbit that gives you candy?! Well I said it to Santa, and I'll say it to you too. Screw you, Easter Bunny!
Wow, those two last one's got me all fired up. I'm gonna go punch some holes in some brick walls.
Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.
St. Partrick's day- This is the first major holiday of the year. That's right, I'm skipping Valentines day. Well anyway, I do not know much about St. Patrick's day. But how can I when nobody in this country will explain the REAL reason of it? As far as I know, It is to celebrate the life of St. Patrick, but here, it is a day where you where green, and get pinched if you dont......pathetic.
Independence Day- This is the holiday America is closest to. The media is constantly calling it "Fourth of July" As YOU probaly know, this is the day that America declared itself a free country! We wrote the Declaration of Independence to show England we weren't going to take their crap anymore! YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!! Well anyway... our country is turining 240 this month, but do the kids know that? Of course not! As far as they know, it's just a day when we set of fireworks and get wasted! Thats just great!
Halloween- Halloween was originally a day where the ancient Celts, would dress up in mask and costumes to disguise themselves from spirits that would exit there world and enter there's. They originaly called this day the "Samhain". On this day, they believed that the border to there world and the spirit's world became thin, Which allowed the spirits to enter. Today, the kids go Trick-or-treating. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but hardly anybody ever know's the origin of this holiday anymore.
Thanksgiving- This is the day when the Pilgrims of Plymouth Colony would thank God for surviving the brutal winter. They had a feast with the Native Americans which lasted three days. Today, the children think it's when you eat turkey and watch a parade on TV. I understand the eating turkey with the big meal, And I think the Parade is harmless, but PLEASE explain what thanksgiving is and It's origin.
Christmas- This one upsets me the most. Christmas is when we SHOULD celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Christmas SHOULD be about him! His last name is IN the freaking name of the holiday! CHRISTMAS!!! But instead, we idolize that fat creep known as Santa Clause! I'm not talking about St. Nick, I'm talking about that Evil sack of cow crap, Santa! Is Santa more important then the son of the creator of the Universe?!?! NO! So why didn't my little sister know about the REAL reason of Christmas, untill she was 6?!?! The kids should'nt even think Santa Clause is real! Sure, they should know about St. Nick, but that was a LONG TIME AGO! I think St. Nick would'nt want his alter ego taking over Christmas, anyway! Now about the presents, I think the best gift we could possibly give Jesus is the whole world loving eachother and being happy, and giving gifts is a great way to spread joy. Santa Clause, screw you!
Easter- You are probaly thinking why Easter is all the way down here. Well, Easter and Christmas are very similar, so I put them together. Now, let's talk about the REAL reason of Easter. We should celebrate Easter for the day Jesus was resurrected from his crucifiction. But guess what we do instead?! We focus all of the love that should be givin to Jesus, to a RABBIT! Yeah, a freakin Rabbit! What has this world come to?!?! A Rabbit that gives you candy?! Well I said it to Santa, and I'll say it to you too. Screw you, Easter Bunny!
Wow, those two last one's got me all fired up. I'm gonna go punch some holes in some brick walls.
Untill next time, Im Lord Semaj, and that will be all.
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